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    November 25

    Boy Tony at Xihui Park: The first batch of photo and video.

    November 25, 2009 is a day that will forever be historically significant.

    Why?

    'Cause Tony went to Xihui Park.  That's why.

    Video of Tony approaching Xihui Park

     

     

    Tony walks to the Nine Dragons (not Seven)

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    Thank you Lizzie!!

     

    Lizzie deserves 1 billion dollars

    I will have to give Lizzie 1,000,000,000 AKIC Dollars.  For she is a frequent AKIC blog reader.  I wanted to tell her about Tony pushing the shopping cart but she told me that she had already seen the video.  Atta Girl!!!!  Let that be an example for the rest of you rare AKIC readers.

    She also informed me of the mistake I made about the number of Dragons.

    Tony goes to Wuxi's Xihui Park

    Seven WTUs (Boy Tony videos) taken
    Since I took a lot of video, I will talk about the things that happened today that aren't on video.
     
    Monkeys make Tony laugh
    To see things through the eyes of a child is to see things anew.  I am paraphrasing someone, probably Chesterton, when I say this.  The Wuxi Zoo is nothing special.  But Tony appreciated it nonetheless because he was seeing things for the first time.  He loved the baby elephant, the Zebras, and the leopard that growled at him, and feeding the monkeys.  But he was particularly impressed by the monkeys playing in the cage  -- watching them engage in hi-jinxs, Tony laughed and laughed and laughed.
     
    I, taking Tony's view, was impressed by the strength and grace of the Tiger.
     
    Look at the Laowai
    Someone actually took a photo of a Laowai and child.
     
    Fog or Smog?
    The view from the top of Hui Shan (mountain) was disappointing.  I don't know if it was because of fog or smog.
     
    Gratitude, Acknowledgement, Request
    I have been trying to do this for a minute every hour the past few days.  I haven't been consistent.
     
    Thanksgiving in America
    What I liked about American Thanksgiving, being a Canadian, were the Thursday Thanksgiving NFL games.
     
    Uploading
    I have got some uploading to do:  WTU 471 to 477.
     
    Wuxi Ikea to open in 2013
     
     
     

    Video taken after the reunion with Jenny and Tony

    Boy Tony sits in a Shopping Cart

     

     

    Tony Boy pushes a Shopping Cart

     

    Tony Boy Update

    I have the following things to tell you about Tony:
    • He wants to be a help.  After using the toilet, he flushed it.  At Carrefour, he was pushing the shopping cart and was angered when I tried to help him.  He also threw a fit when I told in which direction he could push the cart.
    • He is tough.  He did a face plant on one of those flat-surfaced escalators.  He had a red spot on his face because of it, but apparently didn't cry at all.
    • He was very affectionate towards me.  Usually he would want to sit by his mom as well as fall asleep in her arms.  Tuesday night, he was doing this to me.  I was stunned.
    • He can say Pee Wee.

    Photo and Video taken before my reunion with Jenny and Tony

    I didn't team up with J and T till three thirty in the afternoon Tuesday.  So, I had time to wander and take photos and videos.

    Vlog Ten

     

     

    Vlog Eleven

     

     

    The Grand Canal

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    Near Xihui Park

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    View from a Pedestrian Overpass on Renmin Road

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    November 24

    They are back!

    My wife and son are back.  Lots of video has been taken.
     
    I haven't disappeared or done a runner.
     
    Tony and I may go to Xihui Park on Wednesday.

    Finished watching GWTW

    It has taken me nearly 45 years to finally watch Gone With The Wind.  Some things are just so famous you fool yourself into thinking they have seen them.  Anyway, GWTW is a fine film.  Clark Gable gave a dynamite performance, as did the woman who played Mammy.  Still, the movie is a chick flick.
     
    Now, I will go read up about the movie on wikipedia.
    November 23

    Wuxi Andis Vlog Nine

    This short Vlog was recorded in a back alleyway near my school.  I have always thought the view there was cool.

     

    Go up the alleyway, pictured above, and you will pass Kevin’s Curry House and then hit Zhonghsan Road about where the 85 degree bakery is.

    Abandoning Text Blogging? Of course not.

    Don't stop Expecting Brilliant Observations from AKIC
    The Marxist-Leninist who runs this site is trying to insinuate that I have decided to make more vlogs and so do less blogging.  Nothing can be further from the truth.  I am merely enhancing your AKIC Spaces experience with more video.

    Vlogging, Vlogging, Vlogging, AKIC keeps on Vlogging! Rawhide!

     

    Monday for me, but not for you

    One more day to go
    One more day and I can tell you it is Saturday because I don't work Tuesdays and Wednesdays, and I am writing this blog entry on what you would conventionally call Monday morning.  Kapeche? 
     
    J and T back on the 24th
    The 24th which is tomorrow, as I type this, and which is Tuesday by your way of thinking and Saturday by my wonderful, effervescent, truthful, paradigm-shifting, currently unconventional way of thinking, will see my wife Jenny and son Tony return to Wuxi.  They will arrive tomorrow afternoon at the secondary bus station, which is close to Baoli but doesn't share the same plaza with the train station as the other bus station that you may know.
     
    Gone with the Wind
    AKIC spaces live readers may know that I was watching GWTW last night.  That is, if they watched Vlog Seven.  As I type this, I am two thirds of the way through the thing.  It looks like history written by the losers.  Only in America.
     
     

    More Vlogging

    Here is Wuxi Andis Vlog Seven:

     

    November 22

    Thursday, Sunday, Thursday, or Sunday?

    Tomorrow is Friday or Monday?
    In AKIC, the last sane world in the world, it will be Friday on November 23.  Which means that I don't work on November 24 and 25.  Jenny and Tony will return on one of those two days.  

    Not so Cold
    Waking up this morning, I could feel immediately that the temperature had risen.  I was sweating under my 2 quilts; and I didn't need to wear long johns.

    It Happened One Night
    This was the title of a classic movie I watched on DVD last night.  It Happened One Night, starring Clark Gable and Claudette Corbet, was made in the 1930s.  It was a light comedy which I thoroughly enjoyed because it took me to a different time and place, and offered sensations not provided by current films.

    Several thing struck me about the movie which I will list for you in no particular order:

    • Clark Gable was cool.  No doubt about it.  I could imagine the presence he had at the time the film was first released in the theatres.  I was prone to think that you can't trust guys with mustaches and that they also had no style, but Gable changed my mind about that.  I now regret that the colour of my facial hair doesn't allow me to grow a thin mustache.
    • Everyone riding on a inter-city bus was wearing a suit and tie.  You wouldn't see that on a inter-city bus in China or Canada.  In fact, the passengers on the bus, in the film I watched last night, were dressed better than many suit-types you would see today.  I wonder if that was the way that people always dressed in those days.  Of course, I think of how people were dressed in the footage I saw of the Kennedy Assassination  -- Ruby was wearing a suit and tie when he shot Oswald -- and I can say that people these days dress much more casually, and perhaps they dressed that well on the bus in the 1930s.
    • Passengers on the bus engaged in a sing-a-long.  Did they actually do that?  Would anyone dare try that today on a bus?  He flies through the air with the greatest of ease!  The daring young man on the flying trapeze!
    • Claudette Corbet had nice legs.  She didn't initially strike me as beautiful, and she seemed average by my modern tastes, but she grew on me as the film progressed.  I think of how someone said that Evolution means that people are having more attractive babies, and realize what a stupid thought it was -- standards change.
    • There was spanking in this movie!  Clark Gable spanked Claudette Corbet because she said something particularly stupid.  Nowadays, the woman has to be slapping or spanking the man because he talks oafish.  Alas!  How standards change, and often for the worse!
    • Alan Hale, who played the Skipper on Gilligan's Island, made a brief experience.  He picked up the two hitchhiking stars of the movie, and proceeded to sing as bad as I do in WTUs.  A young couple in love is never hungry!  It was my favorite scene in the movie, nonetheless.
    • I liked the movie because of the high standard of dress and behavior.  The Gable character earned the love of the Corbet character because he behaved on principles.  The Corbet character's father actually encouraged her to not marry a rich man because he was a skunk.  And everyone wore suit and tie  -- even in the woods.
    Crowded Bus
    The bus in China is not as civilized as it was in the movie.  With the bus is crowded in China, it is everyone for themselves.  This morning on the crowded bus, I was grabbed and shoved, and I had a shoulder and elbow hard pressed against my back for the longest time.  Anywhere else in the world, it would have upset me.  Here, it was material for my blog.  I have even thought of joining the locals and using my size-advantage in the shoving competition to get on the bus first.

    Wuxi Andis Vlog Six

    Since I can’t WTU, I will Vlog.

     

     

    November 21

    Questions I have

      • Is the lint of the West different from the lint of the Orient?  I suppose the lint here has more polyester in it.  Does anyone who travels frequently between China and the West have any opinions?
      • Why don't the Chinese know how to chop meat?
      • Why does the KoW have such horrible taste in movies?
      • What is with people who come 1 minute before an appointment, or just two minutes after?  Are they just fucking stupid?
      • If a fat guy tells one lie and a thin guy, at the same time, tells one lie, who is being more truthful?  Does a lower lie to weight ratio make the fat guy more honest?
      • Who watches Tennis?  What is wrong with them?
      • Obama is such a obvious phony.  How can so many people not see this?
      • Women.  Many.  What do they want?  What do they think?
      • Why are there only 28 or 29 days in February?
      • Why did they give Nobel prizes to Al Gore and Yasser Arafat and Obama?
      • Was Bill Clinton a rapist?
      • Why do people from Denmark have some ridiculous accents?
      • What is with the Germans?
      • How does having more torque benefit one?
      • Do Chinese cannibals like to eat human feet?
      • What is with the French?
      • Was is wrong with the whole human race?
      • If a fat guy says ten words and a thin guy says ten words, who is more talkative?  Is the thin guy more talkative because he has a higher words per pound ratio?
      • Where did I put my book about the Dynasties of China?
      • Where did I put my keys?
      • Did I turn off the gas on the stove?
      • How would _____ react if I kicked him in the _______?
      • If eagles could be humans, what famous human would they like to be?
      • Does the KoW have my copy of Homage to Catalonia?
      • If the Fat guy eats eleven hamburgers and the thin guy eats ten hamburgers, who is more of the glutton?  Could the thin guy be considered more of a glutton because his greed to weight ratio is higher than the fat guy's?
      • What is cool guy's favorite colour?
      • Iron man, Super man, and Spider man have a Texas Cage Death Match.  Who wins?
      • What is thirty three times sixty seven in base eight?
      • How do the Chinese manage to park their bikes so close together?
      • What should I take photos of today?
      • Should I even take photos?
      • Why are we here?
      • Does God exist?
      • Why haven't I ever meet someone who is a Michael Jackson fan?
      • Where is a good hiding place?
      • How often do people shower?
      • Why do some people run reds in heavy traffic?
      • Why do I always lose my mojo?
      • How can I rid myself of my constant need to be on the Internet?
      • If you saw a rhinoceros in your path, what would you do?
      • What would anyone want to be a polygamist?
      • Do you ever step back from what you doing and ask "why"?  Do you contemplate existence?  Does it all seem sudden strange and distant?  Do you go sometimes to a higher level of consciousness?
      • Why do I lose my temper?
      • Why in this world, do I keep my temper?

                              Friday Night Tony

                              This video is rare.  It was made on a Friday night.

                               

                              Hectic Morning

                              Get us to the bus station on time!
                              It feels warmer today (Saturday).  I felt it to be so when I took Tony outside this morning.  Carrying him and then getting on a very crowded bus had me  feeling sweaty.

                              Jenny and Tony went to Beixing for four days which was why I was carrying Tony.  This morning, he wasn't very enthused about having to get up four hours earlier then had been his habit, which because of the cold weather had been to get up very late.  I wasn't very enthused because Jenny didn't get up when she said she was going to  -- she told me to wake her up at 730, but because she lingered in bed till 800, she had me thinking she was going to catch an afternoon bus instead of the 930 am bus to Beixing.  Getting up as late as she did caused us to have to rush and run to get to the bus station on time.  

                              The bus going downtown and the bus station was also packed to the gills.  Saturday morning is the worst time of the week to take the #25 bus.

                              What a morning it was!

                              What will I do now?
                              With the wife and son away, I will have to choose between DVDs, MP3, writing, or reading a book.  I will probably try and do all at once, and so not get anything out of the experience.
                              November 20

                              Cold Tuesday or Friday, depending on the way you look at it

                              And it is wet too
                              It is cold and wet in the Wux this morning.  My morning shower ritual now involves me putting on heaters and heat lamps for a while before I disrobe.
                               
                              Round Rooms
                              No one is with me on this one.  I asked the students if they ever wanted their rooms round instead of square and rectangular.
                               
                              They didn't seem interested.
                               
                              Family News
                              It really hits you when you hear news that your parents are getting older.  My mother is having trouble walking she tells me.
                               
                              Giving Tony Orders
                              Generally, Tony is defiant of his parents' wishes when he understands what we want and this something is something he doesn't want.  He has even learned to make his point, to argue, in a short, sharp, exasperated tone of voice.  Still, it was nice yesterday when I was able to get him to pick up some things he had thrown on the floor.  His manner of putting the things back, a careless non-chalant throw, will earn him admonitions in the future, but for now he did listen which is progress.
                               
                              He can also understand sit in Chinese and English.
                               
                              D-V-D!
                              For now, it is cute but Tony can say DVD when he wants to watch one.  Yesterday, I was in the kitchen when he came up to me with a DVD disc in his hand.  Saying DVD, he lead me to the player and then handed me the remote so I could set up the Disc for him. 
                               
                               
                               
                               

                              Tony can say Bye-Bye!

                               

                              November 19

                              Approaching the End of November 2009 Links and Quotes

                              Thomas Sowell
                              "One of the common failings among honorable people is
                              a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable
                              some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them."

                              It has always been a pet peeve of mine that when people think of Frank Sinatra, they think of the song My Way as being his signature tune.  In the podcast listed above, a rabbi does the same thing.  However, he does give some very good reasons why "My Way" is a terrible song with some of the dumbest lyrics ever put to paper.

                              Yiddish Proverb

                               "The wise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when he speaks."

                                  Rabbi Shlomo Wolbe 

                              "One who desire the attention of others has not yet found himself."
                                                   


                              I found this gem of a story in the comments to the article about Karen Armstrong:

                              I think a story about Mother Teresa is applicable here. One day, Mother Teresa attended a theological conference. She was later asked, “What did you think of the conference?”
                              “Too many words” was her reply.
                              “But Mother, they are theologians….all they have is words.” was the response.
                              Mother Teresa quibbed, “I would be more impressed if they picked up a broom and swept the place”.

                              Academics love creating committees, coming up with high minding sounding statements which they trumpet as being significant. History is littered with such ideologist statements. They have no backbone. They have no passion. They have followup. They’re just words which disappear into the wind.

                              True compassion happens outside the ivory walls.


                              The idiot twins of American idealism

                              Here is another thought-provoking essay from Spengler: this time on American Foreign Policy:

                              Former president George W Bush thought that the United States could turn Kabul into Peoria, the archetypal American city in the state of Illinois. President Barack Obama thinks that Kabul is just as good as Peoria. America has shed idealist delusion - that imposing the outward form of democracy in Iraq or Afghanistan would implant its content - in favor of an even stranger delusion, which refuses "to elevate one nation or group of people over another", as Obama told the United Nations on September 23. 

                              It was mad to believe that America could remake the world in its own image. Given that more than half the world's languages will go extinct for lack of interest during the present century, it is even madder to turn foreign policy into an affirmative action program for disadvantaged cultures. 

                              But those are the idiot twins of American idealism: either one size fits all, or size doesn't matter. I do not propose to draw a moral equivalence between presidents Bush and Obama: Bush wanted to elevate American Power and Obama wants to diminish it. Bush had better motives, but he was no less destructive of American influence. 

                              America, says Spengler, has been lacking in Foreign Policy Realism.

                              Confucius
                              见贤思齐焉;见不贤而内自省也。
                              • When we see men of worth, we should think of equaling them; when we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves.