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    July 31

    Wussie Life

    Ninja Boy wrote this about Wuxi on the Wuxi Life forum:

     

    You're in the gayest city in China! There are more gay people in Wuxi than any other Chinese city, so your friend is in for quite a holiday !!


    Just wander around the city streets at night and wait for them to approach you (they're usually cruising the streets on electric scooters looking for customers/meet new friends.) I think the police threw them out of Chongan Temple Park as the place was getting a bit of a reputation as a gay pick-up point on summer evenings.


    I should make it clear that I am NOT gay, I have a gorgeous Chinese girlfriend and she always protects me from Wuxi boys. Without her, it quite usual in this city to be asked by Wuxi boys if you want a massage, go for a drink, to a hotel, or hang out somewhere.


    Most Wuxi people don't know, but I heard somewhere that their city is actually home to 11 gay bars. I was even stopped one evening and asked by a bunch of blokes into the whole cosplay thing if I wanted to go to a boy-only KTTV! I gave them a two word reply - the second word was "off!."

    I always thought that there a lot of gay people in Wuxi.  That is why the KoW has been here for so many years.  It also explains the fetish for erecting as many tall buildings as possible here and the urge to build subway stations.  And so I find it hard to believe that there are only 11 gay bars in Wuxi.  I be more surprised to learn that there 11 straight pubs here.....

    Friday Randoms

    • For me it is Tuesday.
    • I stubbed my toe Wednesday afternoon.  It still hurts now and I am still limping around.  With my eyes going, and now this, I am feeling old.
    • I did an English Corner about Wuxi buildings.  The students had a lot to say and their opinions greatly differed.  For example, many are divided on whether or not the moresky360 looks good.  The Protestant Church near our school was praised a lot.  I also heard very clashing opinions on the new Wuxi museum at Taihu Square.  One student said it was without character.  Another said it was the best building in Wuxi.  I will have to check that place out.
    • Thursday morning, it literally rained buckets outside.  Thank God, I made it to work before the rain became torrential.
    • Most of the students told me that they were happy to not have brothers or sisters.
    • I am starting to think that Tony hasn't gone through his terrible two's phase, yet.  Lately, he has been throwing incredible fits if he doesn't get something.  As well, his love of playing with faucets and fridges knows no bounds.
    • Look at my photos on twitpic.
    • My wife made this sandwich with cheese and shrimp that tastes absolutely delicious.
    • One conservative reviewer says Bruno is better that Borat.
    • While on the bus  to work yesterday morning, I saw three depressing sights:  A man defecating, squat-style, having a cigarette under the tree; a public act of urination, and a man on motorcycle just after he was hit by a car.  The man thankfully wasn't killed but he was struggling to get up while picking up the broken pieces of his bike.  The car driver making a left turn was at fault in the collision.  I sometimes wonder if many drivers here are short-sighted.  They do things without looking but with a strange kind of faith.
    • I was listening to these podcasts of the G. Gordon Liddy show and Shire Network News which had Canadian themes.  For the Canadian, like me, who has been away from Canada for a long time (coming on five years now), it was refreshing to hear Gordon Lightfoot singing "Alberta Bound" on a show during which was an exposition of the Canadian Health care System.  Also, they played Glen Gould - the greatest musician Canada has ever produced.  Shire Network News, podcast #166 featured a tribute to Canada from a Kiwi who understands why Canada Day is best called Dominion Day.  Canadian music was also played.  I got to go back to Canada no matter how stupid it has become.
    • The G. Gordon Liddy podcast also lead me to watch Kraftwerk videos (an exposition on the German Health Care System) on Youku.com, of which there are many including many live videos.  Four guys standing at keyboards look rather strange and static for a pop concert.  So I tapped in Beatles in the Youku search engine and came upon a film about the Beatles concert at Shea Stadium.  It comes with an introduction from Arthur Fieldler who says he loves the Beatles.  When I have spare time, I will be watching the video today.
    • I was at the Blue Bar for a short time last night.  I was watching some cricket on the tele.  From what I could see, Australia was beating England.  Somewhere on the Internet is a great article comparing Baseball and Cricket written by someone who loves both sports.  One big difference in the games apparently is the centrality of the pitcher and batter.  In baseball, the pitcher is central.  He must keep mowing down batters.  If he screws up, the game is over for him.  In cricket, the batter has to keep producing runs.  As soon as he stops, it is game over for him.
    • I would be following baseball more closely but I hate the abomination of the wild card.  Pennant Races are must more interesting than looking at the standings to see who has sown up playoff spots.
    July 30

    Boy Tony meets Maralin, Joe, Rachel, and Sam

     

      

    Another Evening at the Cultural Revolution Redux Restaurant.

     

    Now, I can say I have meet Mar, who is making an identity for herself here and here.  The family K meet Marliann, her husband Joe, and her two nice children, last night at what I call the Cultural Revolution Redux Restaurant on Xincheng Road.  I can't say enough about what nice people they were. 

    Here are some photos I took there last night.

    Don't put the flowers on the singers unless you are willing to part with 50 rmb.

    Video  of the Fritz family, of course, was taken.  They are now stars of an episode of the Wuxi Tony Update.  Currently, WTU 374 is being uploaded.

    July 29

    Jello! In Wuxi!

    I was told about it and I couldn't quite believe.  "Seeing is believing in this particular case" I said when someone told me it was possible.  But possible it is, and I have adequate proof for myself that Jello can be obtained in Wuxi.  I have taken a photograph of the Jello which you can see below.  And I can vouch that I did obtain the Jello at import section of Baoli Carrefour for about 10 rmb.  Hopefully, the expats who live near Carrefour Baoli won't hog it all.  I don't want it to be like the Heinz Beans which are periodically available because some plump so-and-so bought twenty cans for himself.

     

    Notice the can of Heinz Beans in the background which are re-available at Carrefour as I make this entry.

    Having confirmed with some long-time Wuxi Expat that Jello is not often to be had in Wuxi.  I am confident in making this proclamation and that this proclamation is fraught with significance. 

    Ah!  Rubbing Jello all over my body!  The wild impeccable fanciful days of my youth!

    July 28

    Masa's Kitchen. Don't mess with my wife, especially when it comes to Tony.

    Tuesday afternoon, the Family K, the first family of Akicistan went to Masa's Kitchen.  Here is Herr Kaulins's review of it in bullet form:
    • The first thing that strikes you about Masa's is the decor.  It is very nice.  The chairs struck me as being elaborately decorated.  I was thinking rococo because I remember seeing such stuff in Kenneth Clark's Civilisation and boy,was it fancy.  A little bit too much detail for my taste but you had to admire the craftsmanship.  Although the chairs in Masa's were most certainly carved by someone using a CNC machine.  But whatever.  The decor of the restaurant was nice.  The place was brightly lit and offered a great view of the downtown Wuxi skyline.  I would love to go there at night.
    • On the walls were some photos of some foreigners I had never seen in Wuxi.  Some of them looked like people who were stuck in the siege of Stalingrad.  I don't why I say this but the thought just came to mind when I looked at the photos.
    • I never used the bathroom so I have no comments to make about it.  I held off till I got home.
    • I had the curry chicken set.  The dish was cooked Chinese style.  I was hungry so I ate it.  And I feel okay now six hours after the experience. 
    • I am sure the cool, sophisticated, urbane Wuxi Expat types would poo-poo the place for lack of authenticity.  But I would go back regardless.
    • The service was fine.  One of the girls working there indulged Tony by assisting as him with his letting-faucets-run phase that he is in.
    • The restaurant had a game set involving disks and slots that kept Tony from wanting to run away.  In fact, when it was time for the Family K to leave, Boy Tony threw a fit, so fascinated with the disks and slots was he.

     

     
    Don't mess with Mrs. Kaulins.  If you do something to my mother, I will kick your ass.  If you mess with Tony, then you will have to deal with my wife - I pity you, if you do.  Monday afternoon at McDonald's playground, the McDonald's near my school that is, somebody's kid gave Tony a bleeding lip.  My wife freaked because of another time when Tony cutting his lip resulted in him spending a few days at the hospital.  Monday, Jenny had the parent of the  child responsible for Tony's cut follow her to the hospital and pay for the antibiotics.  Thankfully for all involved, the medicine didn't cost much.

    Tony Boy at Masa's Kitchen: the video.

     

     

     

    Science Fiction and possible China-America War.

    I figure this particular blog entry is worthy of comment from me, as well as my linking it.  Not that my linking it will do much for its circulation.  After all, I don't have much influence with this blog really, and hopefully I am modest enough to really know it.

    Anyway, the blog talks about a few bugaboos of mine:  science fiction and China (since I am living here, I should call it a bugaboo of mine but, don't let that mean I consider myself a Sinologist.  There are plenty of self-considered Sinologists out there.  Another one is not needed.  Hopefully, by saying this, I am being humble and not being above-the-fray cool).  I think the writer points out what is wrong with science fiction.  A lot of science fiction is one dimensional.  Anyone who takes it seriously is a fool.  But the author also adds another argument to my arsenal of the unworthiness of science fiction:  it is a rejection of the beautifulness that is right in front of our noses. (Now I know that is a hard thing to say in Wuxi, but in my case, I had an ephihany of this sort when I was sitting in bed watching Tony fall asleep - it was utterly fantastic.)  Furthermore, science fiction is a dehumanization of the people who created it....

    The writer also talks about the possibility of a China-USA war.  I actually had a student tell me that the U.S. and China would go to war in the future just a day before I came upon the particular blog entry.  Could the U.S. and China go to war?  Well they do have a Love Hate relationship.  I have seen American Pilots from World War Two treated as guests of honor on CCTV9 for their help in the war of liberation against China.  The Chinese love Washington, Lincoln, Martin Luther King, and Bill Gates.  But then you read what Mao said of America in the Red Book.  Go to the military museum in Beijing, and you will see the Chinese version of what happened when they clashed with the Americans in Korea.  So it is love, hate, and who knows?  No one wants a war, but then most people never do, but they happen anyway.
    July 27

    "And I could have calibrated those words differently...."

    Quote from President Obama:  Because this has been ratcheting up and I obviously helped to contribute ratcheting it up, I wanted to make clear in my choice of words I think I unfortunately gave an impression that I was maligning the Cambridge Police Department or Sgt. Crowley specifically. And I could have calibrated those words differently.
     
    What the hell is that supposed to mean?  It means that I never have say I am sorry or said a wrong thing.  I can say my words were miscalibrated.  Thanks Oprah!

    A Latvian Canadian in Maoist China reads A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.

    As I was saying I finished reading A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.  I decided to read it after reading this review of it.  I found a copy of the novel, for an affordable sixteen rmb, subsequently in Shanghai.  I liked the novel and I have a few thoughts about it. I will answer some questions the novel posed for me.

    Did you enjoy it?
    I enjoyed it very much.  It was funny.  The Yankee (Hank Morgan) combined the wit of Don Rickles and the practicality of many a businessmen.  Twain's choice of having a businessman make the time trip was excellent.  I could imagine a modern writer having an academic sociologist type making the journey.  I couldn't see the sociologist lasting the day in this world.  I couldn't imagine the novel with the Morgan, the academci, being interest or having anything to say.

    Was the novel realistic?
    Who knows for sure.  But, Mark Twain was a writer of tremendous imagination.  And whether or not Knights from King Arthur's time would engage in stock market activities is irrelevant.  The novel has a lot to say.  It is food for thought.  The incomprehension of the two cultures ring true from my experience here in China.

    Does the novel contain messages for Neo-Cons, particularly about the invasion of Iraq?
    The main character Hank Morgan's schemes to turn Arthurian England into a Republic result in a Civil War.  Superficially, the connection could be made to Iraq.  But there is a case to be made that Iraq was much more ready to be a Democratic Republic than Arthurian England.  I think the real lesson for Neo-Cons is that heroism and blood-thirstiness go together.  It was a pipe dream to think change could be brought to Iraq without some bloodshed.  Hank Morgan remarks on the brutality of Arthurian England but is equally impressed by the heroism of people from that age.  The modern sociologist probably wouldn't make that observation.  
     
    Does the novel have parralels to your experience as a Canadian in China?
    A few.  At the beginning of the novel, Morgan is stared at and made fun of by people who he thinks are from a mental hospital.  That parrallels my experience in China exactly.  Morgan sees the people of the Arthurian age as completely gullible - a feeling I sometimes have here in China.  Morgan remarks on the general goodness of the people he meets in Arthurian England while at the same left shaking his head at some of their attributes which seem so alien to him.
     
    Will you read more Mark Twain?
    Of course.  Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer, here I come!
     
    Does Culture make people seem alien to each other?
    Twain's message in the novel is yes.  From my experience in China, I agree.




    July 26

    Wuxi, China Oil Spill.

    • Just when I think I don't have something to write about in this blog, something out of the ordinary happens.  This evening, on the bus ride home from work, I saw a woman spill a couple gallons of, what I assume was, some sort of cooking oil on a crowded bus.  This woman had done some shopping at Carrefour.  She managed to park herself and her bags of purchases in the center of the bus.  I was standing about ten feet away listening to a podcast on my mobile when suddenly I was pushed by a crowd of people avoiding what I first thought was a prone body laying on the ground.  I quickly realized that they were all looking at and avoiding a puddle caused by the tipping over of a plastic container of the oil.  The woman whose container spilled had quite the mess and embarrassment on her hands.  She first had to pick up the bags that she lying near the oil.  Her shoes were drenched in the oil and she had no paper with which to clean up the oil.  Others whose shoes had been immersed in the oil were sliding.  The area of the puddle being about six feet round caused the crowded bus to be intimately cramped.  I was waiting to see someone slip and fall heels-over-head in the puddle.  The closest thing to this that I did see was a woman holding to the riding strap for dear life as the bus lurched forward after dropping off some passengers at a stop.
    • I asked the students to tell me someone they knew who was very opinionated.  One of the students said I was the most opinionated person they know.  When I asked her why she said this, she said she read my blog.

    Tony Boy turns into Sean Penn.

    Sean Penn is a real piece of work.  He seems to be generally a scummy human being, but may be a good actor.  Be that as it may, my boy Tony seems to turn into him as he attacks a camera man in this video and he demands to see the camera.

     

     

    Boy Tony dances and then throws a tantrum.

     

    This is the Three Hundred and Seventieth First Wuxi Tony Update.

     

     

    Tony and I go on a beer run.

    Tony and I went on a beer run last night, a pineapple beer run that is or that was.  I drove the scooter with Tony standing on the floor board to nearby Yangqiao, a seven minute ride from the apartment.  There is a fairly big grocery store in Yangqiao that serves most of the Kaulins needs very well.  It has a bigger stock of Pineapple beer than Yangqiao would have and these milk cookies that seem unavailable in the stores near the school.

    Tony knows the grocery store well because it has those one rmb rides that he is addicted to.  When I got to the store, Tony got off the bike and ran straight to them.  I had to hurriedly lock the bike and catch up to him.  

    I pulled him away from the rides, and took him to the shelves to find the pineapple beer.  I got  eight king cans, and those cookies as well.

    Paying for my purchases, it was all I could do to restrain Tony from running to the rides again.  But I rewarded him for his patience by giving him one rmb coin - he can insert the coin in the slot to get the ride operating.

    While he was on the ride, I loaded up the bike and then unlocked it.  He took the bike to the store entrance so Tony could see me.  Seeing me, Tony panicked, got off the ride, and ran towards me.  I was able to get him home with minimal fuss.


    July 25

    Saturday Evening Bloggins

    I had a couple of long entries I wanted to make but alas it ain't going to happen.  I just don't have the time this day.  Duty has always been beckoning.  I have to give time to real people and not cyber passers-by-in-the-night. 
    • I made some comments here.  Explore the site to find them.  I am WTU.
    • I finished Mark Twain's A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.  I have a blog entry, A Latvian Canadian in Maoist China comments on A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, that I wish to make.  Not tonight alas.
    • The last month I have been made to feel the celebrity in China again.  I don't why that is but the feeling keeps me going.
    • There was this other entry I was going to make about Science Fiction and a possible China/America war.  Again, not tonight.
    • Obama is going down the toilet faster than I thought he would.  If he was in a parliamentary system, I don't think he would win a vote of confidence.  In the British system, the cabinet would do him in.  I can get no satisfaction from Obama's failure.  Too many people are going to suffer because of it.
    July 24

    The Happy Birthday to my Dad (Tony's Grandpa) Video!

    While the other Tony Boy videos have been paradigm-shifting, dynamic, cutting-edge, and insightful, this rollicking Boy Tony video is historical for it took three camera persons to make it.

     

     

    Friday Quickies

    • I have to go the Bank of China because my signature I made yesterday does not look like the signature on my passport.  
    • I sometimes mention things I have seen the locals do on their bikes.  Yesterday, I saw one local take a nap on the bike.  She was leaning her head against her friend's back who was pedaling.  Or should I put that under locals sleeping in strange places?
    • Yesterday, I saw a bus driver clear bicyclists out of his bus's turning radius by making the turn and slowing tapping the bicyclists with the side of the bus.  The cyclists didn't protest at all.
    July 23

    Happy Birthday Dad! Twenty Three months of Tony!

     

    Happy birthday to my father, Arnis  who lives in Brandon, Manitoba, Canada with Aina.  I am hoping that the three of us can see you next year.

    That my father below with my Mom and younger brother Ron.  My parents have been together over 45 years now.  Not too many people these days have the courage, devotion, and selflessness to do that.

    A few words about my Dad.  It wasn't easy to come to a new country especially after having to flee the old one (Latvia, to get away from the Soviets).  He has done the best he could for his three children:  Benita, Ronalds, and me.  My Dad served the Queen by joining the Canadian Army and serving in the Royal Canadian Artillery.  He chose to retire in a sleepy old town of Brandon, Manitoba.  After a while, I grew sick of the place.  But now, I do find myself pining to go back there for peace, quiet, big skies, and my Mom's cooking.

    A story about my Dad.  When I was in Junior High School, I was playing in a house hockey league.  That is, a league for players who weren't good enough to represent the town against other towns.  The director of the league had to resign halfway through the season (he being in the military he was posted somewhere).  My Dad took over organizing the league himself.  Never have I seen a person have to deal with so much ingratitude when as things always do, something went wrong.  My father is perhaps too well-meaning for this world.

     

    My gift to my father has been to make him a grandparent.  My gift to him and my Mom is Anthony Arnis Peng Kaulins.  Today, Tony is 23 months old.  Here is Tony this morning.

     

    I hope Tony makes up for the fact that I haven't been around for over five years now.

    July 22

    The extent of my Solar Eclipse Photography.

    I didn't do much.

    This was the view from the apartment about 900 a.m. this morning.

    Here is the video I took of the darkness.